About Us

a Taylor, aka Sarah, SJayTayBay, Finger Dancing Girl.

Like a flower petal in a gentle ocean breeze, Sarah is whimsical and carefree. By day, she flits from counseling sessions to afternoon coffee at locally-funded, environmentally-conscious coffee houses. By night, she samples fine wine made from the rich, provocative grapes of the Santa Ynez Valley.

Gifted with the eyesight of a Madagascar Long-Eared Owl, Sarah enjoys pointing out similarities between family members’ noses, cheeks, and chins. Legend holds she once identified a brother and sister by their ears alone from among a crowd of thousands.

Sarah hopes to one day be remembered as “a lover of the loveless, scourge of the vandal, and champion of all who were not wise enough, strong enough, or brave enough to forge their own small path in this vast, incomprehensible world.”

Bio courtesy of thecroakingfrog.com

a Butcher, aka Brandon, Butcheq, Butch, B.

A part-time businessman, full-time Butcher, Brandon hasn’t met a deal he couldn’t close or a pig he wouldn’t eat. He enjoys fine dining, good beer, and bacon-wrapped hors d’oeuvres from the great state of Ohio.

A maven of social media, Brandon can be found crafting clever tweets or selecting filters for his latest Instagram exposure. He refuses to sign up for Facebook, citing “privacy concerns, and also I never really got around to it.”

His ultimate dream is to host a Dodger-themed Instagram beer party with bacon-wrapped hors d’oeuvres.

Bio courtesy of thecroakingfrog.com

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